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Meghan Markle might genuinely be one of the most exhausting public figures alive because absolutely nothing about her matches her own narrative.Everything is “trauma” and “freedom” until it’s time to sell something. Then suddenly it’s royal wedding nostalgia, duchess branding, fake British lifestyle aesthetics and Montecito Downton Abbey cosplay again.If the monarchy was so unbearable, why is she still financially, socially and publicly feeding off it years later?She spent 18 months there. EIGHT

What the heck is this?🤨 First, Meghan Markle’s audio quality is horrifically bad and not even amateur, it’s worse than that. The part about Lili is barely understandable. It’s also so fake with her standing in the fake kitchen with a pristine white apron, which reinforces the idea that she doesn’t cook nor cares about her products. And the stupidity of continuing to believe that claiming her hostages, err family, can help sell these spreads by sharing their favorites is cringe in the extreme. F

What I’ve found sometimes with some commentators that jump on the royal beat is that they don’t know enough about the royals to gauge what information is correct, how to ask decent questions or what to leave alone. I tend to find Maureen falls into that category quite a bit.