A reader sent us a link to this classified ad, in which some dude is looking for some other dudes to start a band with him. And the whole thing is so hilarious, I almost don’t know where to begin. So ...

Kirk and Robert from Metallica busted out Celtic Frost's The Usurper in Zurich. Old-school black metal fans, rejoice: Tom G. Warrior's Triumph Of Death, a tribute band to his own Hellhammer ...

Triumph of Death, and celebrates the continued support he receives from metal fans.