Undoubtedly you know the "you have two cows..." series. This is the latest edition with some brand-new additions:<BR><BR><B>A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: </B><BR>You have two cows. You keep one and give one ...

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Socialism: you have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else. Communism: you have two cows. The state takes both of them ...