Hummer is a brand known for its bold, boxy, braggadocious SUVs, those that proved to be too bold, boxy, and braggadocious to even exist during General Motors' financial crisis circa 2009.

General Motors' Hummer brand died in 2010 after the financial crash slammed sales of the big gas guzzler. Now, 12 years later, we have a new stock market rout, a new potential housing bubble ...