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Leonard Cohen, who has died aged 82, is known to most people through his epic song Hallelujah, external. It took him years to get it right and he later described the process as "banging his head on ...

It took him years to get it right and he later described the process as "banging his head on the floor, because he couldn't solve this song". The haunting ballad, first released in 1984, became better ...

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Leonard Cohen, who has died aged 82, is known to most people through his epic song Hallelujah, external. It took him years to get it right and he later described the process as "banging his head on ...